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Luna's Pokemon Creepypasta Survival Guide
Please no hate comments, bashing or laughing

Hello, my name is Luna. If you're reading this, you want to know how to survive a Creepypasta your stuck in right? Well, I've read my share and here are some tips on how to remain alive (and with dry pants) in a Pokemon Creepypasta:

1. Don't hack your game!

2. Love all of your Pokemon, even the one you called 'ugly'

3. There is a low chance of getting a Shiny for a reason

4. Cute Pokemon are deadly

5. Don't let your little sister play your Emerald game

6. Or your little brother

7. Red does not like glitches

8. I don't care if you get a Trubbish on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, just shut up and accept the pokemon you are

9. Legendaries can be scary

10. Avoid Pokemon with 'Odd' nicknames example: HURRY, DRAINED, DEMISE, CHARON, etc.,

11. Just because they're pixels doesn't mean they don't have feelings

12. Don't play your brothers Blue version

13. Ride your bike when you enter Lavender Town!

14. Be cautious when trading on the GTS or Terminal

15. Stick with your starter!

16. Play 'Red' and 'Blue' until the game pack dies

17. Keep your old games safe and in one piece

18. If a game is hacked, Don't play it!!

19. Old Pokemon games will give you nightmares... and a Pikachu Z doll

20. Avoid game packs with writing on them

21. Not all Snivy's are stuck up and snobbish

22. If the mascot Pokemon isnt on the title screen, shut off the game

23. Glitches are not fun.

24. Ever!

25. Always carry Paralyze Heals!!!

26. A PokeWalker found on the bus may not be a good thing.

27. If your surronded by Unown, GET OUT!!!

28. You know something terrible will happen when your game says the foe's pokemon has 'Died'

29. Not all shinies are angels.

30. Attacks like 'Disable' or 'Thunder Wave' that seem harmless until your Pokemon are affected

31. Don't mess with Legendaries

32. A Pokemon's nickname tells your future with them

33. HM moves are the most deadly

34. Red is NOT a joke. End of Story.

35. Choose your starter wisely (Avoid some Piplups)

36. Don't constantly erase your file

37. Never underestimate a cute Pokemon

38. Pokemon hate Action Replay, get the idea?

39. Satshi Tajiri did not want us to capture MISSINGNO.

40. Any pokemon with "M" at the end of its name can't be in a PC Box with other Pokemon

41. Don't get Joey's number.


43. Don't play Pokemon on Halloween

44. Return your Pokemon's love

45. Not all event Pokemon are good things

46. If your pokemon have unusual nicknames, keep them in a different PC Box

47. If you bring your Pokemon to school, huddle in a circle and keep the gameboys in your backpacks

48. If a Pokemon gives you a bad game, shut it off.

49. Always remember Silver.

50. Give Pokemon hugs.

51. HM Slave = you are fucked

52. Let your Pokemon evolve!!

53. Eevees... well you know

54. Backwards music, area getting darker every 20 steps, Unown constantly changing letters in your party, GameFreak never planned that


56. If you have a Pokemon with a move it cannot learn, it will backfire

57. Bunearys can kill to

58. If Professor Oak wasn't pure white with black eyes and looked like he was crying blood, nothing will be right

59. No EEVEE is a curse

60. All because you erased your file with a Shiny Flygon doesn't mean he's gone

61. Ghost will find you

62. Don't go to your rivals house

63. Don't hack your games!

64. If oyou hear Lavender Town's music but you're not in Lavender Town, turn off the game

65. There might be a good reason your brother doesn't play Blue Version

66. All because some Pokemon are small, doesn't mean they can't kill

67. Unown are psychic...

68. The title screen tells all...

69. Glitches can kill

70. Not all Pokemon like being traded

71. Shinies are extremely rare for more than one reason....

72. Some Pokemon cannot forgive your for what you have done to them. Listen to what they have to say, they could hint a way for you to remain alive.....


Well, this is all I can give you for now. If you survived being in a Creepypasta an have some more tips, please let me know, and I will add them. One more thing, if a Snivy walks up to you and asks you about a girl who looks likes me, I'm died in Johto.
I was bored and I read one too many Creepypastas

I hope these help

If you want something added to the list, let me know
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ToNieJaNaPewno Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015
"Don't let your little sis play your Emerald game" I understood that reference.
blackpelt434 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
i dont get 43. translation please?
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
there was a PKMN creepypasta about a hacked game being played on halloween
I cant remember the nae, but its somewhere on this site
blackpelt434 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
DarkPlatina Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Writer
Oh, you need to add "Treat all PokeDolls with love, or they could kill you" or something similar.
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Give me a sec
DarkPlatina Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Writer
Ok. ^^
DarkPlatina Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Student Writer
Lol: Red is NOT a joke. End of story. Awesomesauce, anyone? XD I think you duplicated the one about Glitches, but then again, they are deadly...
KeybladerStorm Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
I'v only read a couple of Pokemon Creepypastas... but I know what you mean, thank you for the warnings. XD
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You are very welcome
Please pass this on to anyone else who you believe needs this
what´s the name of the C.P about an event/legendary Pokemon getting jealous of your team and wanting to kill them? :s

if you know could tell me please...XD
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I dont know
PKMNTrainerFixc Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
How about "Use them in a equal number of battles" and " If a shady man gives you a game, THROW IT AWAY."
kenta-kun51 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Artist
what do u have against snivy? o.o ... i personally always thought mine was one of my nicest pokemon
also, great hints. the one about names made me feel ima die. im a boy but i picked a girl in my new white version(my main is black), named her alice, my new oshawott is named shiro(white, as in the white rabbit), my perloin is cheshire and well... u see where im going with that lol
The-Forgotten-Writer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
this is really cool, and at some points, it was kind of funny.
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
The-Forgotten-Writer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
your welcome,

i think i will write a creepypasta survival guide.
Dappleshadow Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AWESHUM...Now I have a to-do list with all of my Pokemon games! (NOT trying to be mean or make fun of this list, it was just really well-written. :3)
TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Luna: Thank you
ilovegreen12 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
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