Luna's Pokemon Creepypasta Survival Guide
Please no hate comments, bashing or laughing
Hello, my name is Luna. If you're reading this, you want to know how to survive a Creepypasta your stuck in right? Well, I've read my share and here are some tips on how to remain alive (and with dry pants) in a Pokemon Creepypasta:
1. Don't hack your game!
2. Love all of your Pokemon, even the one you called 'ugly'
3. There is a low chance of getting a Shiny for a reason
4. Cute Pokemon are deadly
5. Don't let your little sister play your Emerald game
6. Or your little brother
7. Red does not like glitches
8. I don't care if you get a Trubbish on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, just shut up and accept the pokemon you are
9. Legendaries can be scary
10. Avoid Pokemon with 'Odd' nicknames example: HURRY, DRAINED, DEMISE, CHARON, etc.,
11. Just because they're pixels doesn't mean they don't have feelings
12. Don't play your brothers Blue version
13. Ride your bike when you enter Lavender Town!
14. Be cautious when trading on the GTS or Terminal
15. Stick with your starter!
16. Play 'Red' and 'Blue' until the game pack dies
17. Keep your old games safe and in one piece
18. If a game is hacked, Don't play it!!
19. Old Pokemon games will give you nightmares... and a Pikachu Z doll
20. Avoid game packs with writing on them
21. Not all Snivy's are stuck up and snobbish
22. If the mascot Pokemon isnt on the title screen, shut off the game
23. Glitches are not fun.
25. Always carry Paralyze Heals!!!
26. A PokeWalker found on the bus may not be a good thing.
27. If your surronded by Unown, GET OUT!!!
28. You know something terrible will happen when your game says the foe's pokemon has 'Died'
29. Not all shinies are angels.
30. Attacks like 'Disable' or 'Thunder Wave' that seem harmless until your Pokemon are affected
31. Don't mess with Legendaries
32. A Pokemon's nickname tells your future with them
33. HM moves are the most deadly
34. Red is NOT a joke. End of Story.
35. Choose your starter wisely (Avoid some Piplups)
36. Don't constantly erase your file
37. Never underestimate a cute Pokemon
38. Pokemon hate Action Replay, get the idea?
39. Satshi Tajiri did not want us to capture MISSINGNO.
40. Any pokemon with "M" at the end of its name can't be in a PC Box with other Pokemon
41. Don't get Joey's number.
42. GET. HEALING. SUPPLIES. YOU. DUMB. ASS.
43. Don't play Pokemon on Halloween
44. Return your Pokemon's love
45. Not all event Pokemon are good things
46. If your pokemon have unusual nicknames, keep them in a different PC Box
47. If you bring your Pokemon to school, huddle in a circle and keep the gameboys in your backpacks
48. If a Pokemon gives you a bad game, shut it off.
49. Always remember Silver.
50. Give Pokemon hugs.
51. HM Slave = you are fucked
52. Let your Pokemon evolve!!
53. Eevees... well you know
54. Backwards music, area getting darker every 20 steps, Unown constantly changing letters in your party, GameFreak never planned that
55. TURN BACK NOW
SHUT OFF GAME <---
56. If you have a Pokemon with a move it cannot learn, it will backfire
57. Bunearys can kill to
58. If Professor Oak wasn't pure white with black eyes and looked like he was crying blood, nothing will be right
59. No EEVEE is a curse
60. All because you erased your file with a Shiny Flygon doesn't mean he's gone
61. Ghost will find you
62. Don't go to your rivals house
63. Don't hack your games!
64. If oyou hear Lavender Town's music but you're not in Lavender Town, turn off the game
65. There might be a good reason your brother doesn't play Blue Version
66. All because some Pokemon are small, doesn't mean they can't kill
67. Unown are psychic...
68. The title screen tells all...
69. Glitches can kill
70. Not all Pokemon like being traded
71. Shinies are extremely rare for more than one reason....
72. Some Pokemon cannot forgive your for what you have done to them. Listen to what they have to say, they could hint a way for you to remain alive.....
Well, this is all I can give you for now. If you survived being in a Creepypasta an have some more tips, please let me know, and I will add them. One more thing, if a Snivy walks up to you and asks you about a girl who looks likes me, I'm died in Johto.